Dec 5th 2011, 21:16 by Lexington
LOVELY sunsets, golden wheat, classical music. What's not to like about Newt Gingrich's America?
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Newt loves American like he loves his wife. Only America cant get a prenup.
While I am not partial to Newt, I think this ad was the best executed this election season.
Lots of blondes in Sweden, of course, so perhaps everyone could emigrate there?
They have a tendency to be somewhat, erm, liberal in those parts, though.
All countrysides and small towns, manufacturing, and hot blondes. I don't know where Newt comes from — that's definitely not America — but I want to go to there!
Isn't that music from Lord of The Rings?
Actually I was wrong. It's Rudy. Rudy. Rudy. Rudy!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve_1DvNy5Vs&feature=related
Oh my. Where to start. I seen Reagan and Newt is no Reagan. The thing is Reagan was running on record, and Newt is pimping promises.
Also, exactly what is Team Amphibian thinking with the military strength reference? So far Obama is kicking ass and chewing bubble gum knocking off AlQeda leadership. The public has military budget fatigue.
Florists are feeling bone crushing regulation? Or is this a guy thing hoping to pick her up?
It might be newts next wife. I heard the current model caught a cold.
Well she is getting old and brittle looking.
I noticed the reference to "world respect" as well. In my part of the world (Austral-Asia) America is more respected than it has been in ages.
He would be my choice for the Biggest Douche in the Universe and the Republican Presidential nominee.
But I repeat myself. What a tool.
Hard to understand American obesity levels given they are so partial to such saccharine SHIT
Yes. SHIT.
Taking the figurative meaning of “saccharin” a bit further, it is a non-nutritive substance now concluded to be a carcinogen when consumed in large quantities. I remember the days when I was a student lab assistant feeding saccharin to albino rats in some experiment on, I believe, what motivates an albino rat to run its little tread mill. This was a very long time ago. Indeed, saccharin, although non-nutritive, was a substance the little rat would run for. These days, artificial sweeteners, in addition to being sweet, also perform the function of masking the tastes of preservatives and other nonfood ingredients in foods. It works because American in general have a sweeter tooth than most peoples (Various Swiss chocolatiers, for instance, have learned to make a less sweet chocolate for the Chinese market, or the chocolates won’t sell).
I think America is engaged in an obesity food culture in the realm of politics. I don’t know when all that bad food business got started (you and others have those facts). Voters are fed foods filled with saccharin and other nonfood ingredients posing as foods. I think until there is a regulatory body charged with imposing a basic standard for what qualities as food, bad foods will continue to be sold and bought in the market place as fair transactions. But of course there will NEVER be an FDA in politics. That would turn the system into something a whole lot worse (you guys have the names for all those "worse"). This absence of basic standard is a high price for democracy with its cornerstone being the First Amendment. But as countless wise men have said, America's is still a superior system than any other. The present complaint is just that it is so very very fat. Fat enough to take up two seats for a ticket for one, sometimes even three or four. And there is nothing the displaced passenger can do, it seems.
Madison Avenue? Try Hollywood. This ad is a remake of the 1984 blockbuster, "It's Morning in America."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU-IBF8nwSY
Yes. Hollywood is even closer.
People have been known to reach for a straw when drowning. And Madison Avenue has done amazing things selling lose 50 lbs in 15 days diet secrets.
The quesion is which of the the other promises is less or the least Madison Avenue?
In any event, a small correction: That's not classical music. That's elevator music tweaked from generic non-rock-and roll. His campaign staff would not be so dumb as to pump in Pablo Casal playing Brahms.
Ashbird, my favorite line from Rosenkrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead goes: We drift through life grasping for straws, but what good's a brick to a drowning man?
He drowns faster and surer. :)
I need to look up Rosenkrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead. Thanks a bunch. :)
Wow, where'd all the blacks and Latinos go? I guess this really does communicate Newt's vision for America.
Joe the Not Plumber doesn't care about Asian people!
OK, and how about Merle Haggard for president. He's the greatest living American anyway.
What an inspiring message. A good slogan to summarize the ad could be "Yes we can".